Thursday, October 27, 2011

Toll Free Phone Sex!

House of Phone Sex now provides a toll free line for our horny callers - no more questions, just hot sex over the phone!

Check out the 30 minute special, $39.95, no hidden fees - talk on!

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Movie Night at House of Phone Sex

Yes, now you can watch funny fuck bunny movies at HouseOfPhoneSex.com

We've added a MOVIE page just for extra fun!

Fun with Fuck Bunny

I'm having way too much fun putting these funny adult themed still clip movies together. Choosing which photos to use, timing the changes and matching music to accompany the short is really entertaining.

The latest is Pepe Rabbit Gets a Blow Job and stars the usual suspects, our own Alicia and dirty old Pepe himself.

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Funny Porn - getting a great response!

WOW! I put up this funny mock porn video just for laughs - and man, the hits have been rolling in!

Since this Pepe Fuck Bunny video has turned out to be such a hit - I'll be producing more - stay tuned!

Fuck Like A Rabbit - The Tale of Pepe

We have had such a fun weekend out in the woods - one horny slut craved the cock of a giant bunny, only to realize what "fuck like a bunny" really means.
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Thank goodness for long, stiff vegetables!

Check it out and share!

Fuck Buddy Bunny

Friday, August 5, 2011

So Sorry I have been so hard to pin down
but I've had some things on my mind.
Maybe you can help me with this.

HOT / NOT
Blow Job / Hand Job in Public
Real Boobs / Great Implants
Spray Tan / Tanning Bed
Captain America / Thor
Kristen Bell / Geoff Peterson
Olive Garden / Olivia Wilde
Tera Patrick / Jenna Jameson
Sasha / Melanie
CSI / Criminal Minds
Sid / Craig Ferguson
American Idol / So You Think You Can Dance
Katy Perry / Rick Perry
Foot Fetish / Panti Fetish
Smurfs / Harrison Ford
True Blood / Weeds
Sarah Palin / Michele Bachmann
Shaved Clean / Landing Strip
Giants / Dodgers
Barely Legal / Hot MILF
California / Texas
Maui / Kauai
Nigella Lawson / Giada De Laurentiis
Train / Plane
Harry Potter / Draco Malfoy
Sons of Anarchy / Breaking Bad
John Stewart / Bill O'Reilly
DDD / D
Keith Olbermann / Glenn Beck
Doggy Style / Reverse Cowgirl
Stephen Colbert / Sean Hannity
Hustler / Penthouse
Toe Ring / Nose Ring
Anderson Cooper / Bill Maher
Wilfred / Louie
Short Shorts / Short Skirt
Lady Gaga / Madonna
Bleachers / Behind Home Plate
Jeff Lewis / Zoila
Sex w/Stranger / Sex w/Neighbor

well just let me know what you think
Feel free to add your favorites

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Spending my stimulus money on lingerie

Why save in a dusty ol' bank account when you can put cash to really good use?
No I don't mean giving to a charity I mean spending it.
Why donate to some charity that already has its share when you can trade cash for the only kind of stimulus that really matters SEX!
Yes we should all do our part to help our economy rebound out of this funk.
Why not combine patriotism with passion [preferably the kinky kind].
Call your local Phone Sex operator and donate some cash/debit gift card for real stimulus. You can call me or my friends at:
415 621 6334 or visit House of Phone Sex.com

415 621 1187 or visit Fetish-Fone.com

P.S. Be Wilde!
P.P.S. Helping those who don't have as much as you is always the right thing to do.
xxxooo
Joan