So Sorry I have been so hard to pin down
but I've had some things on my mind.
Maybe you can help me with this.

HOT / NOT
Blow Job / Hand Job in Public
Real Boobs / Great Implants
Spray Tan / Tanning Bed
Captain America / Thor
Kristen Bell / Geoff Peterson
Olive Garden / Olivia Wilde
Tera Patrick / Jenna Jameson
Sasha / Melanie
CSI / Criminal Minds
Sid / Craig Ferguson
American Idol / So You Think You Can Dance
Katy Perry / Rick Perry
Foot Fetish / Panti Fetish
Smurfs / Harrison Ford
True Blood / Weeds
Sarah Palin / Michele Bachmann
Shaved Clean / Landing Strip
Giants / Dodgers
Barely Legal / Hot MILF
California / Texas
Maui / Kauai
Nigella Lawson / Giada De Laurentiis
Train / Plane
Harry Potter / Draco Malfoy
Sons of Anarchy / Breaking Bad
John Stewart / Bill O'Reilly
DDD / D
Keith Olbermann / Glenn Beck
Doggy Style / Reverse Cowgirl
Stephen Colbert / Sean Hannity
Hustler / Penthouse
Toe Ring / Nose Ring
Anderson Cooper / Bill Maher
Wilfred / Louie
Short Shorts / Short Skirt
Lady Gaga / Madonna
Bleachers / Behind Home Plate
Jeff Lewis / Zoila
Sex w/Stranger / Sex w/Neighbor

well just let me know what you think
Feel free to add your favorites